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Where did the dog breeder keep his from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

Small girl Id buy that dog but from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

Q Why does a dog wag its from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

Q What side of the dog has from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.

Q What goes krab krab krab A from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Q What did the puppy say when from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!

Q What kind of dog does a from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

Q Why did the lazy person buy from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Q What happened when the dog went from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!

Q When is a strange dog most from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

Q Why is a dogs nose in from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.

Q Why did the dog cross the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Q What do you say to a from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

Q How do you get a dog from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

Q What has got four legs and from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Q How did bulldogs get such flat from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

Q Why do dogs bury bones in from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Q Whens the best time to take from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

Paul got off the elevator on the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth," he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."